Attack Of The Guidos

I am not too sure where to start... The hair gel? The eyebrows? The fake tan? The cheap International Male wardrobe? The pout?

The Guido is an American institution born in New Jersey in the mid 90's. It has spread across the country and seems that won't go away. The Gotti kids are their poster boys and there are many sites that proclaim love to all things Guido. Even at my gym here in Florida I spotted 3 Guidos just last night - dead serious! You don't actually need to know them to hate them. The whole Guido-Stance (pout + squinty eye) is too Zoolander to be taken seriously but still I wouldn't want to hang with them - ever! Their whole look seems like a diluted version of discarded gay fashions and trends from the past decade - and probably unbeknown to their macho fronts - they look SO gay!

Saved By The Bell - The Slater T-Shirt Collection

I have to confess that 80's sitcom "Saved By The Bell" was never a favorite of mine - bad acting, bad fashion, bad plots... But as true nostalgia lover I can't help to succumb to the charm of these "homage" T-shirts to SBTB's Latino resident-hunk AC Slater - better known now as "Dancing With The Stars" hottie Mario Lopez. He has come a long way from that curly mullet and has even showed his muscle-y bottom on TV's "Nip/Tuck" a couple of seasons ago, but still that dimply smile is quite irresistible so get yourself a Slater tee and show him some love, will'ya?

''Black Slater" - US$20.00

"Don't Be A Slater Hater." US$20.00

Both available at 80'sTees.com.

"It's hot, turn up the AC" - US$18.00
Available at CrazyDogTshirts

If Cirque Du Soleil Went Gay...

This is an amazing display of concentration and human strenght, even if your gaydar starts beeping and you can't quite seem to contain your smirks. These Polish acrobats, who look like twin brothers covered in gold body paint and dressed in matching bulging bikini bottoms, go through a jaw-dropping "Cirque Du Soleil-esque" routine that reads quite homoerotic to me... If you squint they look naked and there are more face-to-crotch and butt-to-face moves here than in a Falcon video! Love it!

Got Wood, Riffleman?

Vintage Hunks - Muscles & Mullets

The scary part is that I knew people that looked just like that in high school! I never had a mullet because my look was British New Wave, FYI.

Vintage Beefcakes

I am a total nostalgia freak and pin-up & beefcakes glamour shots always "prick up" my attention, if you get my drift. Here's a short video compilation on vintage male beauty & beefcake shots.

Via Queerty

Daft Punk's "Harder Better Faster Stronger" - The Boy Version

Some people have WAY too much free time on their hands I must say! I admire the determination of these two cute French guys as they aced Daft Punk's "Harder Better Faster Stronger" video choreography to perfection. I think Jay Jay and King Julien's version came out far better than the original below but I will let you decide who gets the big prize...

Via Oh La La

Powerhouse Gym Ads

Michael Griffith and the Savannah College of Art & Design came up with this concept to use construction sites for advertising Powerhouse Gym. Isn't this just awesome?

Click images to enlarge.

Via CFP

The Boys of Australia's Teamm8

Teamm8 undies are sports classics with a fashionista twist inspired by Aussie sporting values of mateship and gritty determination fused with European flair. They’re great for savvy, style-conscious blokes who want premium look & quality, at a smart price. Teamm8 is ideal for fast-movers who tackle life head on and who want to be able to grab a pair of sexy, designer undies for every occasion, and go.

As the pictures show, they are meant to be worn on your shoulders, not as underpants. You can also read the model's bios on Teamm8's web site and find out a bit more about them if interested.

Via Oh La La

Sexual Innuendo In Comics - Round Two

Naughty, naughty, naughty dirty-minded pervs! Innocent comic book illustrations viewed through the sick eyes of twisted minds... Love it!!

Tony Ward @ Vogue Hommes International

Model/actor Tony Ward in the latest issue of Vogue Homme International, shot by Jack Pierson. Ward started modelling in the early 80's having made several iconic collaborations with late photographer Herb Ritts, then also new to the business. He gained notoriety by dating Madonna and appearing in several of her videos including "Cherish" (merman!), "Erotica" and "Justify My Love". His acting debut came via Bruce Labruce's 1996 "Hustler White" which Ward plays the very risque title character.

I once ran across Tony Ward in LA's Waco store a few years ago. He had in tow this adorable half-Asian child, that I assumed was his daughter. He looked great though he didn't seem as tall as I'd envisioned him. He looked very "LA": jeans/T-shirt combo, gruff and unshaven. Hot!

Images via Tony Ward.com