Things I Don't Want For Xmas EVER!!

Crocs: Just punch me if you ever see me wearing one...




Just shoot me if you ever catch me with anything Ed Hardy... Dudes who wear Ed Hardy do not deserve to waste our precious oxygen!




I might as well be dead already...given up on life... Snuggies are for fat suburban housewives!

Strip-Tease!

Now, gasp!

Baguette Magique

I wonder what must be so "magique" about this baguette...!

But would you really eat it on the street??

I Just Wanna F***ing Dance!!

After days of excruciating lower back pain I just wanna f***ing dance!!

Enjoy this great copilation of musical clips to the sound of "Jerry Springer, The Opera".