Suggestive Vintage French Postcards

The dog is mad because he smells ass...

What is she holding on that tray?? Is that what I think it is??

Your granny-panties will you if you drink too much wine in France...

...he loves my ass, he loves it not...

This card is very "subtle" but you get the idea...

It looks to me like two guys getting some "Brokeback Mountain" alone-time....

You are supposed to pick what you'd like to do together, like a prayer, a poem, make love or make babies. Tough choices...but I pick the sex one!

Pornochanchada - Brazilian Sexploitation Movies Of The 70's - Round 3

Digging through my many unused saved folders I came across these great pornochanchada posters that I never got to post here. I had done two very cool posts last year ( Round 1 and Round 2 ) on these nostalgic soft-porn movies but for whatever reason failed to publish the rest of my "research". I think they are grand!

Sexual Innuendo In Comics - Round Two

Naughty, naughty, naughty dirty-minded pervs! Innocent comic book illustrations viewed through the sick eyes of twisted minds... Love it!!

Hookers For Jesus

Hookers for Jesus is a nondenominational, faith-based organization reaching out to men and women who are currently associated with or working as prostitutes, porn stars, pimps, and exotic dancers. Their vision includes promoting spiritual, emotional, and physical wellness in the lives of those who have been affected by sexual trauma and related forms of abuse in the adult entertainment industry. Founder Annie Lobért, an ex-sex worker herself, states on the website's mission and purpose:

"Our efforts include loving and accepting men and women REGARDLESS of their past or current lifestyle and encouraging them to achieve their FULL potential! There will be no judgement. It is our heart’s desire that our friends that are working as sex workers would be released from their past and healed through a personal love relationship with Jesus Christ. To that end, we are committed to going wherever God leads us in order to bring those that are in this lifestyle. Whether it be in the casinos, the street, the escort services, the strip clubs, the night clubs … we are willing to go where no one has gone before to let them know that God loves them no matter what."

Lobért's touching testimonial unveils the darker side of the so called "high class call girls" and her own tortured upbringing and descent into prostitution. You can also purchase Hooker For Jesus T-shirts and tank tops for US$25.00 each at their online store.

No Golden Globes? AVN Awards Will Be!

So no Golden Globes this year. No red carpet, no celebrities, no gowns... Because of the on-going writer's strike Hollywood might suffer another big loss soon: the much anticipated Academy Awards - or The Oscars - might not take place this year.

But don't be sad just because you didn't get to see Kiera Knightley in Chanel or Charlize Theron in Dior! The AVN - Adult Video News - Awards just supplied enough "stars-in-gowns" to sate your fashion addiction until this damn strike is finally over. OK, they are not really "stars" of the same caliber of Angelina, Halle or Renee but they are stars in the (dirty) mind of many fans too. Sure they do porn and their scripts do not require a lot of memorizing. Actually they don't even need to go to acting school as they immediately graduate to porn-star, not requiring to pay their dues as a porn-actress first. The fashion choices range from demure to slutty to super-slutty and somehow I could see some of the more sparkly gowns on the Daytime Emmy's or the Country Music Awards too.

My favorite brunet beauty is Tera Patrick (top 2 pictures) in her satin lace-up front dress, just a gorgeous girl. Jenna Jameson is looking scarier every time she shows up in the press lately. She is just loosing too much weight, looking haggard and definitely not too pretty. I actually like her leopard-print dress but I would have nixed the train she's dragging behind her. Mary Carey is one kooky-kook girl and I love her for that. Her black dress is a so-so choice but it's her personality that makes her so fun to watch and FYI, I never watched any of her other "work". She's currently on American TV in VH1's "Celebrity Rehab", that - you guessed - is about C-list celebs facing their addiction problems. In the first episode she tried to smuggle dildos and porn tapes into the facility! Her fellow rehab pals include Brigitte Nielsen, Joanie Laurer (ex-wrestler Chyna), a Baldwin brother and American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra, among others. Needless to say I had to watch the second episode last night too, that was not about giggles this the time as reality can also be very sad to watch.

Via Egostatic

Little-Pumpkins' Top 10 Posts of 2007

It seems like yesterday that I started blogging away about whatever comes to mind and Little-Pumpkins was created. I always enjoyed reading other people's blogs, often commenting on cool articles and even submitting unsolicited post ideas to my favorite ones. Sometimes they would get picked up, sometimes not. Then one day I thought to myself, why not do my own blog, with my ideas, aesthetics and what-nots? If I thought something was cool maybe I'd find other people that felt the same way. And that's the Little-Pumpkins story! Touching story, no?

So after a few months of blogging, something that I do for love (clearly not money), I am amazed of how some stories really generate traffic to the site. The one thing in common that my top 10 posts have is the titillating idea of sex. I realized early on that anything that suggested nudity or sex, specially when combined with "celebrity" was a sure traffic booster, not that I do that gratuitously. Little-Pumpkins is not a gossip blog, as there are already way too many sites re-heating the same lame stories and that's just not my bag. When I do post celebrity pictures is because there is something more to it (in my mind) than just Paris sporting a new dress or Lindsay toting a new boyfriend around. Maybe it's a cool photo spread, or a magazine cover that came out great (or not) or just someone I admire for whatever reason. This is not a "sex" blog either, posting nudie pictures just so horny teenagers and bald middle-aged men can get their kicks. If I see a sexy image I like, and that's so subjective to taste and opinion, why not post it if there is a context? I keep the blog somewhat SFW because I believe the allusion to sex & nudity far more appealing than the explicit debauchery, that is so readily available online. Trust me, I am no prude! ;-)

So to make a long story short here are the 10 most click-generating posts of 2007 at Little-Pumpkins, via direct links or Web searches:

#10 - Heidi Klum @ Max Magazine - 584 clicks - Posted Nov/27/07

The Project Runway presenter bared all in this spread at German's Max Magazine and people were anxious to see it.

#09 - Tom Ford Nude - 654 clicks - Posted Oct/10/07

That was a "hidden" post showing Mr Ford's booty and was linked to another post coming up on the list. I made it a separate link for the NSFW crowd.

#08 - Jesus Stencil Art - 664 clicks - Posted

Besides being a cool image the story was picked up by the very popular Andrew Sullivan's blog and that gave us a big boost. Thanks again Andrew!

#07 - Ms Olympia 2007 - 774 clicks - Posted Oct/03/07

This one actually surprised me with the traffic it generated considering that it was not necessarily very original material but I guess photos of muscle-y girls in bikinis always have their appeal.

#06 - The Pin-Up Art Of Bill Ward - 788 clicks - Posted Oct/25/07

This is actually one of my favorites as you might already know that I love anything pin-up related. I found the images online while researching something else and I am glad that other people liked them too.

#05 - Ricky Martin Tattoos - 791 clicks - Posted Oct/07/07

Mr. Puerto Rico's tattoos rilled a couple of commenters with this misspelled tattoo and faux-Buddhist leanings. I just thought the picture was hot, so I posted it.

#04 - New Tom Ford Ad By Terry Richardson - 1,025 clicks - Posted Sep/24/07

#03 - Tom Ford's Naked Photo @ Out Magazine - 1,223 clicks - Posted Oct/10/07

#02 - Tom Ford's Forbidden Ad By Terry Richardson - 1,385 clicks - Posted Oct/12/07

This is the fourth appearance of Mr Ford on my Top 10 list and that makes him a very intriguing person, or people just want to see his ass. He is a provocateur who knows very well that sex sells and he's not shy about using it on his risque ad campaigns.

#01 - Naked Britney Spears Figurine - 9,220 clicks - Posted Dec/13/07

Wow, that was a shocker for me!! Almost 10,000 people clicked to see Britney Spears' little plastic cha-cha and that was huge for the blog. The story was picked up by several sites around the world and in 2 weeks Little-pumpkins was flooded with new traffic and readers. I found the images when doing another story on toys (that I love) and had to post them. Thanks Britney!

Land Of Giants

All images by Keith Allen Phillips. More photos at Behindthefetish

Naked Britney Spears Figurine

Eew, gross! Someone made a Pantyless Britney Spears Figurine and it's available for sale! You know that traumatizing image of Britney getting out of the car, legs wide open, no panties and showing off her freshly-shaved little pootie with the sideways smile? You could even see the scar from her recent C-section! Eewwww!!!!

It will definitely be a collector's item in the future but in the mean time you should not have it displayed on your desk at work.

Available at Vicale Corporation