You May Quote Me On That: Phyllis Diller

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

Phyllis Diller

Victoria Beckham For Marc Jacobs

Victoria Beckham shedding it all for a skin care campaign funded by Marc Jacobs. Check out this new T-shirt that you can purchase showing Posh Spice in her birthday suit. Proceeds will go towards The Interdisciplinary Melanoma Cooperative Group.

“Since we moved to California I have realized how important it is to practice safe sun for myself and to keep my three boys’ skin well protected as well. “Skin cancer is a huge problem and I really wanted to help raise awareness by taking part in Marc’s initiative.”

You May Quote Me On That: Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

Dorothy Parker

You May Quote Me On That: Raquel Welch

“I couldn't stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch - understand?”

Scorned Women

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

(This one above would fit right in at Art Basel)

What Is This C*nt Doing Here???

I can't believe this! Help, help! Ann Coulter invaded Little-Pumpkins!!

That vile-mouthed Queen of Hate popped up as an ad on my blog via Google Ads and I am SOOOO pissed right now!! The "best-selling author/lawyer/TV political commentator" is a Hater with a capital H and she has no right to post an ad here of all places. She hates gays, Jews, Democrats, immigrants and everyone that isn't a "Pro-life Christian right-wing Bush-loving white Republican. Whenever she has a new book coming out she will spew her venom to spike sales like she did not too long ago by saying that "Jews needed to be perfected by turning Christian" and famous for calling John Edwards "a fag". She also believes that by taking away women's right to vote no Democrat would ever be elected president of the USA again. Bright, huh?

To hell with you Ann Coulter and get out of my blog!

You May Quote Me On That: Elizabeth Taylor

"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."

Elizabeth Taylor

You May Quote Me On That: Mary Quant

"Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital."

Mary Quant

You May Quote Me On That: Albert Einstein

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

Albert Einstein

Kate Moss Rimmel Ads Banned

Rimmel Magnif’eyes Mascara ads featuring Kate Moss have been banned after complaints that the supermodel’s lashes were false. Ads for Rimmel said that the ‘Magnif’eyes mascara’ produced 70 per cent more lift, with a ‘unique vertical life brush’ helping wearers ‘get the London look.’
A spokesman for Broadcast Advertising Clearance Center in Britain says:

“Because we had not received documentary evidence that Kate Moss was not wearing false lashes in the ads we concluded that the images of the eye lashes in the press and TV ads may have exaggerated the benefits of the product, and were likely to mislead consumers. “
“We told Rimmel not to repeat the ad in its present form. We advised them to include a disclaimer in future ads where post production techniques had been used to increase the effects of a product, or where false lashes had been used. “

Gee, what about every single beauty ad these days, that are Photoshoped to death, promising miraculous results? Does anyone really believe that crap? TV ads are of the worse offenders too. Those shampoo commercials with the glowing hair, cascading in waves, can only be attained in an editing room. It sounds like plain hypocrisy to me.

Via Style Crunch

Fetish @ Galerie du Passage, Paris

In one of the more imaginative collaborations we’ve seen of late, Christian Louboutin and David Lynch have locked heads and created a show, Fetish. The exhibition shows five limited edition pairs of shoes by Louboutin alongside five signed photographs of the shoes by Lynch. As if Louboutin’s day-to-day footwear weren’t fetishistic enough, the pair together has taken the theme to an entirely new level.
As with so many collaborations, things moved very quickly. The process began when Lynch commissioned Louboutin to make shoes for an exhibition he was hosting at the Cartier Foundation back in March this year. The pair quickly became friends and when Louboutin wanted to push the notion of extreme fetish in his work, by creating shoes and then playing with their creative representation in two-dimensional images, it was clear Lynch would be the man to translate his vision.

"I tried to keep an element of my drawings, to be faithful to the drawings, with no practicality, just pleasure, thinking of extreme fetish shoes. Usually when you go to the third dimension you lose something," explains Louboutin of his initial concept, "then I wanted to photograph them - I find there’s more emotion with cinematic images. I wanted Lynch’s style and since we’d recently become friends it was natural for me to ask him."

The designer has an atelier where the one-of-a-kind shoes are created. With practicality and comfort out the window, Louboutin has pushed the designs to their limits: think 26cms heels, spikes on the inside and sole of the shoe, and Siamese heels (two shoes fused at the heel).
The idea is that the shoe becomes a cult object, transcending the most beautiful part of the shoe and/or foot. Louboutin pinpoints ‘The Siamese shoe’ as his favourite, "For me the shoe and the picture together become very close to Twin Peaks."

FETISH : 10/03/2007 -11 /03/2007
DAVID LYNCH (Photographs, 2007) CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN (Souliers, 2007) @ Galerie du Passage

Via Yatzer Via Wallpaper

You May Quote Me On That: Napoleon Bonaparte

"Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich."

Napoleon Bonaparte

Tom Ford's Naked Photo @ OUT Magazine

Tom Ford is the coverboy of new issue of OUT Magazine and he exposes more than his opinions in it's pages. In a boxing-themed photo shoot by bad-boy photographer Terry Richardson, the ex-Gucci front man appears au naturel in a shower scene next to two young men, with his glorious backside in full view. Tom is slapping one of the guy's equally naked ass with a towel. How cheeky!

Tom also has a few of his two-cents to share:

On being gay

"I have to say that I don't think gay is the most attractive word; If I were art-directing the creation of a word that would describe homosexuals, I think I would have tried to find another one. Gay makes us sound silly and frivolous, which is probably where it came from originally - it was first used in a Cole Porter song in the '30s - and I think it was probably a bit derogatory, and so it's not a word I necessarily like, but it's what I am, whatever."

On women:

"I love women, I just don't fall in love with them, but I'm attracted to them, I find their bodies beautiful, and I can relate to them as the persued, because of course as a gay man you understand what it's like to be taken - to be an object to your partner - as well as what it's like to be the aggressor."

Click here to view Mr. Ford's white booty - Warning- NSFW

Via OUT

You May Quote Me On That: Dolly Parton

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

Dolly Parton

Sex and The City - The Movie - Chris Noth is Mad

You know what has been ticking off Chris Noth lately? All the wrong predictions in the press about the plot of the Sex and the City movie, based on all of the shooting around town.

"Have you seen the script?" I have. There’s been all this talk of Big and Carrie get married. I’m not going to say yes, or no, but did you see me at the church with Sarah Jessica? No, because I was at the Brooklyn Detention Center shooting Law & Order: Criminal Intent. The pictures everyone’s talking about are me with Charlotte. What does that mean? All I can say is that you people have gotten nothing right."

Via New York magazine

You May Quote Me on That: Margaret Thatcher

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."

Margaret Thatcher

You Know You Are a Ho When

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A HO WHEN:

When people say "Ho, Ho, Ho" and it's July.
Your baby looks familiar, but......like who?
You become a Vaseline spokesperson.
You go through a Sealy mattress a week.
Frederik (of Hollywood) actually comes to your door himself...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.
When you don't know "What's his name?"
When they change your phone # to 976.
Tetracycline is your best friend.
McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".
Changing your sheets comes more than once a day.
When they call you "Shazam" and they don't mean the money machine!
When getting dressed is not part of your day.
Your day starts and ends by rolling over.
When your screams are heard over a fire alarm.
When you're wearing more latex than spandex.
When your ceiling mirrors fog.
When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.
When you have a neon sign saying "open all night".
You want to have your name changed to Misty.
Madonna comes to you for pointers.
You start to think of yourself as Smurfette.
You haven't seen your floor in a week.
When sunlight scares you.
When your favorite quote is "next please".
When Guinness Book starts calling.
When every song reminds you of someone...but who?
When everyone is refers to you as "dear" and "honey".
When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink.
When Holiday Inn is coming after you for their linen.
Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.
The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.
When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"
When the Red Cross turns their head at you.
When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.
When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".
You and Prince have already made 3 records.
When the neighbors want you to install a drive up window.

You've been a dancer in a hip-hop video.
Wonder where Britney goes for waxing.

You think Mariah Carey dresses "cute".
When you already own the outfit below in 3 different colors.

You May Quote Me On That: Anais Nin

"Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic."

Anais Nin

You May Quote Me On That: Joan Collins

"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."

Joan Collins

You May Quote Me On That - Marquis de Sade

"My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! "

Marquis de Sade