A selection of tempting artery-clogging junk food options available on my wanderings through South Florida. The colorful neons and cheery flags seem to hypnotise Americans towards the compulsive consumption of food-shaped crap, hence the turd-on-a-stick...oops...corn dog atop one of these trailers. My favorite sign is the "Fried Twinkies" as if you couldn't make junk food even more damaging to your health - a Twinkie - by dipping in boiling lard. Yuk!
They will even give you the sh*t out for free - SPAM! - like drug dealers around a school yard recruiting new addicts for future costumers. Can it get any grosser?